Ah, the sitcom. Where would television be without it? Rather, where would
we be? If one thing is for certain, the situational comedy played a large role
in our development while growing up, and perhaps the reason why can be
determined by all the great mothers of comedy that played the role of
mom to millions of viewers all over the world. Let's take a look at the
best TV mothers of all time. Click the links below to jump to a mother:
Oh,
happy days. A perfect name for a perfect show, Happy
Days showed us what it was like to be in high school in the days
of Ford Fairlanes and poodle skirts. And when you have bad boys like "The
Fonz" having a negative (but still so wholesome by today's standards)
influence on your boy Ritchie, you'd better hope your motherly skills
are top notch. And if you were Marion Cunningham, you had nothing to worry
about!
Marion ran a tight ship and a tidy house. The kitchen was always clean,
the living room could pass the white glove test, and if anyone stopped
by unexpectedly Marion always had here nicest close on. Everyone’s
favorite mom, Marion takes us back to simpler times where a good meal
and sound advice can solve any crisis in under 30 minutes. Marion is known
for her witty comments, raising wholesome kids and even dancing with the
FONZ. She is the mom every kids wants to have.
Our Favorite Quotes: Marion: [the family has found out Joanie smokes and Howard
is getting ready to lecture her] "Tell her that smoking is a disgusting
and filthy habit."
Howard: "I'll get to that Marion..."
Richie: "...and it leads to heart disease and lung cancer..."
Howard: "All right Richard..."
Marion: "...and tell her that kissing someone who smokes is like
kissing an ashtray!"
Episode 214)
Howard: Marion, the kids are gone, we can do anything we want, we
can even watch tv naked.
Marion: Oh not that again, Howard.
(Episode 16)
Marion: Are we buying a new house
Howard: What do we need a new house for, what's wrong with this one?
Marion: Well, we don't have enough closet space, life would be so
much more pleasant if we just had more closet space
An
unexpected hit, That 70's Show enlightened it's viewers with
the teenage antics of 6 kids coming-of-age in the suburbs of late 70's
Wisconsin. We all know that when you have a sitcom about the comedic adventures
of 16 year olds, you're going to need a good mother to keep an eye on
things. That mother's name happened to be Kitty Foreman, who, along with
husband Red, dealt with the often hilarious happenings their son Eric
and his band of misfit friends.
Our favorite retro mom, Kitty Foreman is a working mom with just enough
sass to keep Red in check and manages to get dinner and sometimes lunch
on the table every night. And who can forget her laugh!
Our Favorite Quotes: Kitty: "I need someone who can take evil."
[Laurie walks in]
Kitty: "How's mama's girl? I have a job for you."
Laurie: "Not interested."
Kitty: "It pays 10 dollars."
Laurie: "I'll do anything for ten dollars."
Kitty: "For once that's a good thing."
As
wife of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor (played by comedian Tim Allen),
Jill Taylor had quite an impression on those who tuned in to watch the
very popular ABC sitcom Home Improvement during the 90's. When
she wasn't keeping her accident-prone husband in check, she had her hands
full with their three boys Brad, Randy, and Mark. While she excelled at
taking care of the men in the house, she was notorious for lack of skill
in the kitchen.
Our Favorite Quotes: Jill: "The rental house manager has guaranteed me that I have
the scariest looking costume that they have ever had."
Tim: "They've got a costume that looks like you at 7 A.M.?"
Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth.
Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.
Jill: Hey, Tim, dinner's ready.
Tim: I'm not really that hungry.
Jill: I didn't cook it.
Tim: I am famished.
Jill: [They've accidentally driven to Ohio] If we hit Kentucky, I
am filing for a divorce.
Tim: Alright, I'll pull it over.
For
8 years, no one taught us as many mother lessons as Clair Huxtable did
on NBC's hit comedy The
Cosby Show. As Heacliff "Cliff" Huxtable's lovely wife,
and mother to their children Sondra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy. The
classy Clair managed to hold a very esteemed career as an attorney, in
addition to teaching her children good moral values and education (and
putting up with her comical husband in the process).
One of the busiest and classiest women on our list is Clair Huxtable.
Successful attorney, mother of five, and wife to Cliff which is a full-time
job in itself, Clair managed to bring us humor and good moral values each
week. Her assertive no-nonsense nature allowed her children to grow
up happy and healthy and even have their own spin-off.
Our Favorite Quotes: Cliff: "I don't understand why it is that you get to
rant and rave and I'm the one that has to be calm."
Clair: "Because, Cliff, that is my baby in there!"
Cliff: "Well, that's my baby, too!"
Clair: "No, Cliff, you did not have that child. I had that child.
I was the one who was lying on that table screaming "take it out."
And if it takes the last breath in my body, Sondra IS going to become
a lawyer!"
Cliff: "I'm just saying that a woman can have babies longer than
a man can play football."
Clair: "Go to sleep, Cliff...'cause you're gonna need a helmet if
you keep talking."
Margaret
"Peggy" Bundy is easily one of the most remembered moms of comedy,
spending time as the wife of shoe salesman Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) for 11
Seasons on the hit Fox show Married
With Children. Peggy, while not the best role-model of a mom
(she refused to cook or clean for the family, even though she didn't have
a job), always provided her love to her husband and their two trouble
making teens Kelly & Bud.
Peggy Bundy is one of the most memorable TV moms in history with her
name synonymous for high heels, big hair and tight pants. Whether she
is feeding her neighbor Marcy a cigarette butt or trying to get Al to
have sex with her or not feeding her children, she is always good for
a few laughs. Although few would recommend Peggy’s style of mothering,
she does love her kids and her husband.
Our Favorite Quotes: Peggy: "Did you miss me?"
Al: "With every bullet, so far."
Peggy: [writing] Saturday, eleven p.m.: make love. 11:05: Al goes to
sleep. 11:06: Finish making love.
Bud: Mom, I've had a lousy
day, I could really use some Motherly advice.
Peggy: Shut up Bud! Oprah's doing a show about Mothers who don't pay attention
to their sons.
If
they're were to be a "quintessential" mother on this list, the
award would have to be bestowed upon June Cleaver. Perhaps the same can
be said about the entire cast of Leave
It To Beaver, the famous comedy that became popular in the 1950's.
While the series' star "Beaver" Clever discovers the wonders
of the world he grows up in, June is there to make sure he's staying out
of trouble and has his lunch packed properly for school. June definitely
set the standard in her day of being the sweetest mother on the block.
Our Favorite Quotes: June Cleaver: "Wally, where are you going?"
Wally Cleaver: "I'm going over to slug Eddie."
June Cleaver: "That's no way to talk, this is Sunday."
Wally Cleaver: "You're right, I'll wait 'til tomorrow and slug him
in the cafeteria."
No
mother has had to endure more than Marge
Simpson. The fictional wife of uber-dufus Homer has been dealing with
the constant ridiculousness of her husband's antics week after week for
almost 20 years. Add her trouble-making son Bart, over-achieving daughter
Lisa and toddler Maggie to the mix and you have a mother that manages
to keep her cool (most of the time) and still provide a warm hug at the
end of the day.
Definitely the mom with the best hair, Marge Simpson is a happy housewife,
proud mother of three, and one of three tight nit sisters. Constantly
dealing with her donut eating husbands shenanigans, Bart’s trouble
making and Lisa just being Lisa, Marge has her work cut out for her, but
she manages to add humor and a sense of pride into every episode.
Our Favorite Quotes: "The way I see it, if you can raise three kids who can
knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."
Marge: it was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.
Marge: History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides
you have dates to memorize.
Marge: You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in
a Broadway audience.
Marge: Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs busting.
Speaking
on animated moms, Lois
Griffin could give Marge a run for her money. If The Simpson's are
known for the crazy antics of the male leads (Homer and Bart), then the
Family Guy is known for the even-zanier antics of Lois's husband Peter
and their three kids Meg, Chris, and the ever diabolical Stewie. Without
their mother, these the family would probably never get out of their constantly
(albeit hilarious) awkward situations.
Lois Griffin has one of the most difficult TV jobs as the wife of Peter,
someone who traded a boat for a mystery box and mother of Meg, Chris and
Stewie, baby genius planning to take over the world. To top it off,
she has a talking dog who is probably the only sane one of the bunch.
I doubt any mother would want to be Lois, but she sure is fun to watch
Our Favorite Quotes: Lois: "I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold
the rest of these bags for mommy."
Stewie: "Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with
a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a
lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS."(Stewie
tries to put bag over top of his head.)
Stewie: "I'm going to do it!"(Tries to put bag over left side
of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.)
Stewie: "BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're
Wonder Woman!"
Lois: I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about
the size of my breasts.
Peter: Oh my God! (runs off crying)
Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times.
Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face.
Lucy
Ricardo is probably our funniest mom on the list. She is both naïve
and ambitious, always trying to trick her husband Ricky into letting her
perform in the show. From stomping grapes, to packing chocolates to selling
vitamins Lucy has had several strange side jobs. She had also managed
to raise a musical genius for a son, little Ricky, and be great friends
with her neighbors Fred and Ethel. Lucy is creative, entertaining and
a favorite mom
10. Mama's
Family - Thelma Crowley Harper (Vicki Lawrence)
A
TV mother's list just wouldn't be complete with out a mention of Mama's
Family. Thelma Harper, the blue haired outspoken widow (the "mama"),
was in charge of keeping her son Vinton and his two children Sonja and
Buxx, along with her sister Fran rounding out the household. While originally
cancelled after one season, the show would continue to evolve through
syndication and be a constant throughout the 1980's.
Thelma Mae Haper was raised a small town farm girl with a healthy dose
of attitude. She reminds us of everyone's favorite grumpy aunt or grandmother.
Despite her propensity to start arguements, give attitude, and be a all-around
general pain in the rear, Mama loved her family and looked out for him
with her sharp tongued smart mouth. She was crude, wisecracking, and wasn't
afraid to slap her children silly. Mama wasn't always the greatest mom,
but she always made us laugh with her over the top antics.
Our Favorite Quotes: "I tell ya, a guy selling brains could clean up in this
family"
Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Good lord, Vinton, what in the hell do you
think you're doing?
Vinton Harper: Well Mama... I'm trying to guess your weight...
Thelma 'Mama' Harper: I've got a better idea Vinton... how about you guess
which hand I'm gonna smack you upside the head with.
Debra
Barone proved to be the tough-as-nails wife of Ray Barone, played by comedian
Ray Romano, which the comedy Everyone
Loves Raymond is loosely based on. When not arguing with her
husband, or arguing with Ray's parents who frequent the house, Debra plays
mother to the couple's identical twins Michael and Geoffrey and daughter
Ally. Debra would prove to be one of the most popular sitcom mothers in
recent memory.
If you think your in-laws are bad, you have nothing on Debra Barone.
Having 3 kids and Ray as a husband is difficult, but with the in-laws
living next door, Debra rarely has any privacy. With that said she is
one of the toughest mom’s around and has paved the way for the non-nonsense
TV house wife. She doesn’t bite her tongue and manages to
teach her kids respect and that being a great cook isn’t necessary
in being a great mom.
Our Favorite Quotes: Debra: [to Robert] "It's your life. You do what you
want to do."
Ray: "Until you're married... then you do what SHE wants you to do."
"No, I didn't rupture my booty ... one time I did sprain my groove
thing."
There's
a good reason why this ht 80's sitcom was entitled Who's
the Boss. The show featured star Tony Danza as Tony Micelli,
who moves into the Bower residence as a live-in housekeeper with his daughter
Samantha. While Tony tends to the house during the day, Angela is the
one out working the corporate life to support her son Jonathan. The role-reversal
proved to be not only popular with the shows fans, but offered a different
glimpse of family life (compared to the tried-and true "stay at home"
mom approach of many comedies.
Angela Bower helped to show the world that there is more than one way
to be a great mom. She is a high powered advertising executive with a
live in male housekeeper. Although she doesn’t cook or do any of
the cleaning, she adores her son and will do anything for him. The
gender reversal on this show proved to be a hit with ratings and working
moms
Our Favorite Quotes: Tony: "I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job."
Angela: "Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for
a housekeeper."
Tony: "That's me, Mr. Goodmop!"
Angela: "Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her?"
Tony: "Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the
tires, put me up on the rack..."
Angela: "Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're
the wrong sex"
Tony: "Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem."
Angela: "My mother didn't think World War II was a problem."
Who
could forget the smile of Florida Evans, mom to JJ, Thelma, and youngest
son Michael on the hit 70's sitcom Good
Times. A spin-off of the show Maude, the show portrayed
the life of a family living in an urban slum. The show was one of the
first to offer realistic depictions of concepts like racial discrimination,
street crime, low income life, and other scenarios not seen in many shows
of its day. Luckily for the kids (and us), we had Florida to let us know
everything was going to be okay at the end of every episode.
Our Favorite Quotes: Florida: "Well if parents would take the time to educate
their kids about sex, they wouldn't have to cheapen it in the backseat
of a bus."
Willona: "What parents? They teach sex in school now."
Michael: "They do? I'm going back for my extra credit."
Florida: "Michael!"
Michael:"Just jiving, ma, just jiving."
Florida: (to Willona) It's still the parents' responsibility
Another
very popular ht 80's sitcom, Growing Pains, taught us, well, about the
pains that endure growing up. Luckily, those pains were often temporary
(figure 30 minutes, minus some commercial air time), and were often made
better from the warm motherly love from Maggie Seaver. Like Who's The
Boss, the show tackled the issue of a working mothers and stay-at-home
father figure, where Maggie's husband Jason helped raise their kids Mike,
Carol, Ben, and Chrissy. The show probably did a lot for helping the concept
of a working mother become more commonplace.
Maggie Malone Seaver was the quintessential working mom of the 80s. She
has a high pressure job that occasionally kept her our late, while her
husband worked from home and cooked. She showed us that the Marion Cunnigham
style of motherhood wasn’t the only way to raise happy kids.
Our Favorite Quotes: Maggie: "Carol, how dare you disobey us!"
Jason: "I never thought I would ever say that but Carol Ann Seaver,
you're grounded."
Carol: "Wait..."
Maggie: "No explanations. You are not getting a nose job."
Carol: "I know."
Jason: "What?"
Carol: "I'm not getting a nose job."
Jason: "Don't confuse us by agreeing with us, Carol."
In
the absolutely naive and gullible world of the animated South
Park, there's very few adults who have a voice of reason for
the boys Stan, Kyle, Kenny and the trouble making Eric Cartman. Stan's
mother Sharon is often this voice, often pointing the necessary knowledge
the boys are looking for and in most cases, providing her husband Randy
with the same guidance; however, as with most characters from the show,
her personality can at times be obviously "out there".
Our Favorite Quotes: Randy:" Sharon, have you seen dad?"
Sharon: "He's not here hun, he's having a meeting with all the seniors
in town at the community center."
Randy: "Ohh... wait a minute. If all the seniors are in town at a
meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out..."
Sharon: "Every senior in town will be driving home..."
Randy: "At the same time! OH MY GOD!"
16. Full House - Rebecca
"Becky" Katsopolis (Lori Loughlin)
A
very, very successful staple of ABC's popular TGIF sitcom block during
the '90s, Full
House told the tale of a single dad Danny Tanner (Bob Sagat)
and his life raising his three daughters D.J., Stephanie (famous for her
"How Rude!" comments), and Michelle (portrayed famously by twin
sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen). With no mother figure at first, the
girls often turned to Becky, Danny's co-worker, who would eventually marry
Danny's brother-in-law Jesse. She would eventually take on the role of
mother officially after giving birth to twins.
Our Favorite Quotes: Michelle: "Is it almost time for my party?"
Becky: "You have two and a half hours still."
Michelle: "How long is that?"
Jesse: "A Sesame Street and a Mister Rogers."
Michelle: "Wow. Turning five is going to take forever."
While
Edna Garrett did indeed have two sons of her own, it wasn't her guidance
of them that made this list. Rather, it was her mentorship as the "den
mother" of Eastland Academy that got her on this list. As housekeeper
to the Drummond family on Diff'rent Strokes, Edna followed Kimberly to
school in the spin-off The
Facts of Life, which ran from 1978 to 1986. Edna would play the
role of mother to the girls even after their schooling, where they worked
in Edna's gourmet food shop "Edna's Edibles".
Our Favorite Quotes: Edna: "I can't see my hands in front of my face."
Tootie: "Really? My Uncle Jerome was like that."
Edna: "He couldn't see either?"
Tootie: "No, especially on Saturday night."
Edna: "It is amazing what a couple of drops can do to your vision."
Tootie: "I guess it depends on how big the drops are."
One
of the longest running sitcoms of all time, The
Jeffersons showcased the life of the Jefferson family, which
originally appeared in another legendary sitcom, All in the Family.
Each week viewers would turn in to see the adventures of Louis, her husband
George, and son Lionel, and their interactions with supporting cast members
such as their maid Florence and neighbors Tom and Helen Willis. The series
dealt with the inner trappings of money and success that the Jeffersons
dealt with week after week.
Louise Jefferson is a kind hearted, street smart mom who is a great example
for women living with hot-headed husbands and with a less than ideal mother-in-law.
Louise, or Weezie as George calls her, calms her husband with her level
headedness and deals with the inner trappings of money and success that
the Jeffersons dealt with week after week.
Our Favorite Quotes:
George: "This here is the living area, where we does our living,
and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the
kitchen area..."
Louise: "Where we does our kitchening."
Who
else on this list of moms had their hand's full as much as Carol Brady?
We all remember the famous story - two parents with children from different
marriages get together and form the "Brady
Bunch". The family consisted of Carol's three daughters - Marcia,
Jan, and Cindy, and her new husband's three boys -Greg, Peter, and Bobby.
You can bet that Carol always had her hands full with that many kids getting
into trouble week in and week out.
Our Favorite Quotes: Carol: "I don’t hear anything."
Mike: "What’s the matter with that?"
Carol: "Six kids and no noise. That’s what’s the matter
with that… I’ve never heard such a loud silence."
Who
could forget Roseanne?
While often not the most kindest mother in our lives, at the end of every
episode, we had learned our lesson, sometimes the hard way, but nonetheless
she got the job done. Living in a often troublesome, low income household,
Roseanne made the best out of every situation while catering to her dysfunctional
kids Becky, Darlene, and D.J., with help from her equally dysfunctional
husband Dan (played by actor John Goodman).
Our Favorite Quotes: D.J.: "Was I an accident?"
Roseanne: "No, D.J., you were a surprise."
D.J.: "Oh. What's the difference?"
Roseanne: "Well, an accident is something that you wouldn't do over
again if you had the chance. A surprise is something you didn't even know
you wanted until you got it."
D.J.: "Oh. Was Darlene an accident?"
Dan: "No, Darlene was a disaster."
One
of television's classic breakthrough comedies, All
in the Family showed us the sometimes darker themes in life that
were rarely shown on TV at the time the show aired (1971-79). Edith goes
down in TV history as one of the sweetest mothers around, much the opposite
of her outspoken and often difficult husband Archie (portrayed famously
by Carol O'Connor). The show featured the daily lives of the couple and
their adult daughter Gloria and her husband Michael.
Edith Bunker goes down in TV history as one of the sweetest, most patient
mother’s in TV history. Having to deal with her outspoken
husband, Archie along with some of the darker themes in life that were
rarely showed on TV at that time, was never easy, but Edith always managed
to get it done. And who can forget that voice!
Our Favorite Quotes: Archie: "Go ahead, ask your mother, *she* believes in
capital punishment."
Gloria: "Do you Ma?"
Edith: "Well, sure."
Gloria: "MA?"
Edith: "Well, as long as it ain't too severe."
"Now,
this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And
I liked to take a minute; Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town called Bel Air" - the classic opening rhyme
from the famous show the Fresh
Prince of Bel Air. Arriving in Bel Air to well to do family,
Will Smith would challenge mother-figure Vivian with his street smart-alec
mentality while she did her best to instill some honest moral value in
the boy (much to our own laughter, it turned out).
Our Favorite Quotes: Vivian: [about Hilary's purpose of going to college] "We
just want you to be all you can be."
Hilary: "You want me to join the army?"
Phillip Banks: "Let's try this again."
In
the role that made her famous, Mary Tyler Moore shined as Rob Petrie's
wife Laura in the classic Dick
Van Dyke Show. A stay at home mom to son Ritchie, the show mainly
focused on her husband's job as head writer of the fictional "Alan
Brady Show", a first to portray the inner working of creating a television
program. Laura's role as the nervous wife who has to deal with her husband's
misadventures in addition to receiving the same treatment from son Ritchie.
Our Favorite Quotes: Rob: [opens closet door] "Ritchie, what are you doing
in there?"
Ritchie: "Eating chocolate pudding."
Rob: [to Laura] "Why would you let the boy eat chocolate pudding
in the broom closet?"
Laura: "Because you let a dog eat spaghetti in the garage!"
At
a time when working mothers were finally becoming commonplace in America,
Elyse Keaton made the role of professional and mom look almost too easy.
As the mother of Alex (a young Michael J. Fox), Mallory, and Tina, Elyse
spent each 30 min episode of Family
Ties trying to juggle the life of a working mother along with
her husband Alex. Elyse had the luxury of working from home as an architect,
which made her dual roles seem a little easier on mom (although in reality,
we all know this isn't necessarily the case).
Our Favorite Quotes: Steven Keaton: I love you, Elyse.
Elyse Keaton: No, I love you more, Steven.
[Elyse and Steven make kissy noises through the telephone]
Alex P. Keaton: [shouting from upstairs] Oh, for crying… will you
hang up the phone?
Morticia
Adams may not be your average mom, but she is definitely someone to be
admired. She is a stay at home mom who managed to keep her house as normal
as possible, well normal for having a Gomez as a husband. She looked
after more than just Gomez and the kids, but Lurch, and Uncle Fester
to deal with. Morticia, that is not an easy task, but you managed
to do it with class and grace in head to toe black. You have to give credit
to the style as well - Morticia was among the first mums to realize that
black is the new pink.
Our Favorite Quotes: Wednesday: " Please pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "NOW."
Flower
Power! While we've discussed some really awesome mother's so far, perhaps
none were as cool as Shirley Partridge. I mean seriously, hoe
many moms do you know that tour the country with their family in a psychedelic
school bus? And is the lead vocalist? As mother of The
Patridge Family, Shirley Partridge not only kept the band fed her
entourage, she also made sure they stayed out of trouble (although they
obviously still managed to get in some) in time to play their next gig.
Rock on, Shirley.
Mom and lead singer, Shirley Partridge was one of the coolest mom’s
of the 1970’s. She took the kids across the country in a psychedelic
tour bus, made dinner and was always there for her kids with some sound
advice and a song.
Our Favorite Quotes: Shirley: "Tracy, don't stick that drum stick up your
nose!"
Tracy: "Why not?"
Shirley: "You don't know where it's been!"
Perhaps
one of the author's fondest sitcom memories, What's
Happening!! followed the day-to-day adventures of Roger "Raj"
Thomas and his cohorts Dwayne Nelson and Freddie "rerun" Stubbs
(he wore the orange beret). When the boys were not causing a ruckus or
hanging out at Rob's Place, they were probably getting a mouthful from
Raj's mother Mabel. And when Mabel spoke, you'd better have been listening!
Our Favorite Quotes: Mama: "You gonna feed it?"
Dwayne: "Uh-Huh."
Mama: "And burp it?"
Dwayne: "Uh-Huh."
Mama: "And change it?"
Dwayne: "NUH-HUH!"
From
1993 to 2000, the world watched a young man named Corey Matthews gop through
the trials and tribulations of being a teenage boy in Boy
Meets World. And there to guide him through the good and the
bad was his mother Amy. Whether it's dealing with the the siblings (Cory's
older and often times idiotic brother Eric, or their younger sister Morgan),
Amy Mathews eschewed the kind of personality that proved constant through
many 90's sitcoms - always there to put the kids in their place and at
the same time provide them with the extra bit of love at the beginning
(and end) of the day.
om 1993 to 2000, the world watched a young man named Corey Matthews go
through the trials and tribulations of being a teenage boy in Boy Meets
World. The woman behind it all was Amy Matthews. She eschewed the
kind of personality that proved constant through many 90's sitcoms - always
there to put the kids in their place and at the same time provide them
with the extra bit of love at the beginning (and end) of the day.
Our Favorite Quotes: Morgan Matthews:" Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put
her in the toaster oven?"
Amy Matthews: "No, honey. That would be a mistake."
Morgan Matthews: "Mommy?"
Amy Matthews: "Yes?"
Morgan Matthews: "I made a mistake."
Amy Matthews: [runs over to toaster oven and pulls out doll] "Cory,
didn't you smell that?"
Cory: "Yeah, I just thought we were having plastic for dinner."
Our
final two mothers hail from the same sitcom, and rightfully so - Seinfeld
has been considered many times as the greatest comedy of all time. Based
on the often times odd daily observations of writer Larry David and star
Jerry Seinfeld, the show provided a glimpse at life in Manhattan of four
single thirty-something's. Helen Seinfeld provided the mom duties whenever
Jerry needed some motherly advice, usually via telephone as she lived
in a Florida retirement community with Jerry's father Morty.
Our Favorite Quotes: Cosmo: "Hey, buddy. When did you get in?"
[Kramer goes straight to the refrigerator]
Jerry: "Kramer, what are you doing here?"
Cosmo: "I told you I was retiring. I moved in next door."
Helen: "Mr. Cornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment."
Cosmo: "Yeah, your folks said it was for rent, so I jumped on it."
Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here! This is where people come
to die."
[Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld look up in horror]
Jerry: "Not you. *Older* people."
With
Helen only making occasional appearances on Seinfeld,
another mother would end up taking a little more of the spotlight - done
rightfully so by George Costanza's mom Estelle. The bickering between
Estelle and husband Frank (Jerry Stiller). While always with good intentions,
she often spends her time yelling back and forth with her son and husband,
or inadvertently humiliating them both, inducing us all into constant
laughter.
Our Favorite Quotes: Estelle: "Well, I'm out there."
George: "No, you're not."
Estelle: "Yes I am."
George: "No, you're not! Because I'm out there, and if I see *you*
out there, there's not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock
me back into coherence."
One
thing Kate Tanner can hold over every mom on this list? She doesn't have
to take care of a wise-mouthed alien from the planet Melmac named ALF,
in addition to children Lynn, Brian, and cat Lucky (whom Alf constantly
tries to make a meal out of). With the constant hi jinks that Alf gets
himself into (begin an alien who lives with a middle class family in suburbia
is an obvious recipe for comedy), it's a wonder how Kate ever slept at
night.
Our Favorite Quotes: Kate: "Don't break that remote."
ALF: "Kate, have I ever broken anything?"
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: "Well, lately?"
[pause]
ALF: "This week?"
[pause]
ALF: "Today?"
[pause]
ALF: "Since breakfast?"
ALF: But why, why?
Kate: Why? Cause you're irresponsible. You trashed the living room, blew
up the kitchen, wallpapered the shower...
ALF: It was a rhetorical question.
ALF: Justice will not rest.
Kate: What if I gave justice a cookie?
ALF: Justice will think about it.
Honorable mention
Lucy - "I Love Lucy"
Estelle "Mother" Winslow - "Family Matters"
Nell Carter - "Gimme a Break"
Sandy - "The Hogan Family"
Kate Summers Stratton - "Silver Spoons"
Norma Arnold - "The Wonder Years"
After 50 plus years of television, we have quite a history of family
life to watch and entertain us. Through the years, we've had some wonderful
mothers take care of us in all the ways we love (packing our lunches,
patching us up after that bike accident, and good ole' fashioned hugs
and kisses) and in ways we'd rather forget (the scolding after the bad
report card or the humiliation in front of the rest of the class). And
through it all we realized just how tough it can be to be a great mother.
It's great to know that our fictional television mother's will always
be there to remind us in case we every forget!